Clydesdale Poetry

My results say four minus one

And it's Motordome not Motordone

But with three down you smile and tell me one to go

What the sh*t, you're crazy, bunch a jerks, hell f***ing no

I can't believe it, I hate cross, this is stupid, really, one more?

But I huff and I puff and I blow the doors off lap four

And now I will kick and now I will scream 

until you give that last f***ing lap to me

why?

Dear OBRA,

Stop hating Corndog so much.

Thanks,

Heyzell

Cross Crusade #3 Photo Update

Two of my favorite pics from yesterday.

2009 NOISE RIDE

It was wet. It was muddy. It was fun. I skipped out before the downhill portion over near Lewis & Clark College. I figured that if three of the eight carbon spokes on the Spinergy were going to crack after a grand total of maybe five miles since owning them - that I'd better head home. In related news, I dropped the rear Spinergy (the one with stripped freewheel) off with Clint at 7 Corners. He knew the Spinergy wheelset from previous seasons and referred to them as cursed, which is exactly what they are. Cursed! I think I hate this wheelset and the guy that sold them to me more than my neighbors cat that shits in my yard. A special thank you to the guy from Tireless Velo who sold me a $100 wheelset, I mean $100 set of tubs, I mean $122 set of tubular tires as it also cost me the registration fee for the Cross Crusade at Rainier (as I'd not had time to test ride the wheels), I mean $142 dollar set of tubular tires as it cost me the Rainier registration and also gas money to get out there. 

Thanks!!! guy from Tireless Velo - you're top of the pops, the bees knees... well, anyway, I am unleashing Toddy Danger, that's right... TODD mother f***ing DANGER, What's up now, JERK! Consider yourself the target of the best heckler around! What is this? A warm-up lap? Hey, you're behind a tandem. Two tandems actually, and they're holding hands! Chump!

Noise Ride 2009, wet, muddy, fun, ok, got that covered.

Motordome Discussion Board

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Brain aneurism!

Hey Griz,

I built you something just for that. By the way, donut trap...... genius!

mad props

to griz for making the hands down best team photo EVER. just one thing, who are the babes in shades?xo